11 April 2006

Untucked Muffin

I got a detention today.

Not for any unruly action.
Not for contraband in my locker.
Not for excessive tardiness.
Not even for a short skirt and untucked shirt (that I would have deserved).

For eating a mini lemon-poppyseed muffin with icing that my mom made for me this morning.

How pansy is that? I will be wasting several hours of my very valuable and productive time writing a series of random numbers all because of a mini muffin. I'm not even getting in trouble for something I knew was "illegal" but continued to do (uniform violations).

-mini muffins are nothing but trouble-

3 Comments:

Blogger sean said...

SCANDAL

April 11, 2006 8:32 PM  
Blogger Vile Blasphemer said...

What kind of Gestapo school are you attending?!?!

May 05, 2006 4:09 PM  
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May 09, 2006 8:28 PM  

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