Untucked Muffin
I got a detention today.
Not for any unruly action.
Not for contraband in my locker.
Not for excessive tardiness.
Not even for a short skirt and untucked shirt (that I would have deserved).
For eating a mini lemon-poppyseed muffin with icing that my mom made for me this morning.
How pansy is that? I will be wasting several hours of my very valuable and productive time writing a series of random numbers all because of a mini muffin. I'm not even getting in trouble for something I knew was "illegal" but continued to do (uniform violations).
Not for any unruly action.
Not for contraband in my locker.
Not for excessive tardiness.
Not even for a short skirt and untucked shirt (that I would have deserved).
For eating a mini lemon-poppyseed muffin with icing that my mom made for me this morning.
How pansy is that? I will be wasting several hours of my very valuable and productive time writing a series of random numbers all because of a mini muffin. I'm not even getting in trouble for something I knew was "illegal" but continued to do (uniform violations).
-mini muffins are nothing but trouble-


3 Comments:
SCANDAL
What kind of Gestapo school are you attending?!?!
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